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A conversation I have every month or so

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 12:51:07 +0100

Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.
Me: What if I’m on my phone because I’m out, looking for a place to eat? Didn’t that ever occur to you?
Website: Fuck entirely off.
Me: (gives up, switches to computer)
Website: Oh! Hi! What can I help you with today?
Me: What are your —
Website: Hang on, I’m loading the music.
Me: Really.
Website: You’ll love it. It’s “Girl from Ipanema” arranged for steel drum and keytar.
Me: No, you don’t have to —
Website: Loading…
Me: All I want is —
Website: I SAID DOT DOT DOT.
Me: (drums fingers on desk)
Website: There we go. Isn’t that nice? It’s… what’s the word. Ethnicky.
Me: What are your hours?
Website: Take a look at our menu! It’s a PDF of a screenshot of a scan of a Word document printed on a dishtowel. With fonts!
Me: I don’t care. What are your hours?
Website: Don’t worry, the menu loads in a new window so the music won’t stop. Can I show you some broken images?
Me: What. Are. Your. Hou. Rs.
Website: I… I don’t know.
Me: (goes to Denny’s)

Icy Ride (via max_hh)

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 14:30:24 +0100

Icy Ride (via max_hh)

Twitter / tweetscreen project : @mlw your tweet was featured by the tweetscreen project!

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:56:31 +0100

Twitter / tweetscreen project : @mlw your tweet was featured by the tweetscreen project! :

The secret lair of Hans Zimmer, from where he inspires the world...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:23:28 +0100

The secret lair of Hans Zimmer, from where he inspires the world (via Stuck in Customs)

Immer noch Schnee (via max_hh)

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:21:42 +0100

Immer noch Schnee (via max_hh)

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 10:54:49 +0100

“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.”

- Groucho Marx

"Instead of trying to live a risk-free existence, let me tell you a few things that are truly worth..."

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 12:09:06 +0100

“

Instead of trying to live a risk-free existence, let me tell you a few things that are truly worth worrying about:

The road not taken.
The destination not explored.
The adventure not pursued.
The life unlived.

If we’re going to lose sleep over something, it seems to me that those are the things that should keep us awake.

”

- Chris Guillebeau on [AONC] Beware of Life

Want one! :-) Google Nexus One unboxing and hands-on - Engadget...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:27:00 +0100

Want one! :-)

Google Nexus One unboxing and hands-on - Engadget Galleries

rocketboom: Security Theater

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:38:14 +0100

rocketboom:

Security Theater

Energie St. Pauli: Der Schatto-Pauli-Song

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:28:16 +0100

Energie St. Pauli: Der Schatto-Pauli-Song

EI-DWL Weeze (via max_hh)

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 21:22:26 +0100

EI-DWL Weeze (via max_hh)

Mr. Cucciniello, co-owner of a linen supply company here, is the...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:05:35 +0100

Mr. Cucciniello, co-owner of a linen supply company here, is the proud proprietor of three beautiful old Mercedes-Benz diesels: a 1979 300D, a 1983 300SD and a 1985 300D. The cars have already logged an average of 170,000 miles apiece, and Mr. Cucciniello reckons that together they have a million more to go. (via Auto Ego - Mercedes-Benz 300D - He’s in It for the Long Run - NYTimes.com

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NICHTLUSTIG

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:52:36 +0100

NICHTLUSTIG

Frank Vignola and Ken Peplowski - Tiger Rag (via VinnyRaniolo)

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:49:53 +0100

Frank Vignola and Ken Peplowski - Tiger Rag (via VinnyRaniolo)

Deep Vacation Slow Practice by David H. Thomas

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:34:41 +0100

November 27th, 2009

Several days visiting my father in Charleston, SC has allowed me the time to explore the edges of my technique. Relishing the open schedule, and sunny warmth of South Carolina, I had a great practice session yesterday. I always begin with slow scales.

Slow scales (quarter notes @ 60 or slower) allow one to connect all ranges of the instrument with full, legato air, smooth fingers moving “on the air”, and to standardize voicing through out the ranges. I start with mezzo-forte to warm up, and then mix in some forte and pianissimo. I often add some extremely legato tonguing, to test tongue position and tonguing “on the air”.

After moving through half the circle of keys, I switched to broken scales, in sixteenths, and also sextuplets. Broken scales are a great way to focus finger motions and fine tune concentration. Playing broken scales (both in groups of 4 and 3) without music is excellent for finger/mind concentration.

I then moved to measured trill exercises with a metronome, at least one for each finger motion. Starting slowly, half notes, and moving through all rhythms, to 32nd notes, making sure to keep the pulse clear without tensing the hand or the body. Measured trill exercises are one of the best ways to develop finger discipline, and also to develop subtle awareness of high speed finger rhythm and pulse. Staying aware of the beginning of each group of 32nd can be tricky at high speeds. Try not to accent to hear the note better. Play at a softer dynamic and “tune” your ear into the rhythm and notes to keep track of the number of motions. I also switch beginning notes to the top one (instead of the bottom one) to emphasize the other note pulse.

During all this, I work (but you don’t have to) on circular breathing, quality of breathing, voicing, embouchure, extreme high range. The main goal is pure legato and even-ness of tone throughout the range.

David’s Post

WBGO Photoblog » Snooky Young and Frank Wess

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:08:32 +0100

WBGO Photoblog » Snooky Young and Frank Wess

Skrippi bei der Arbeit (via max_hh)

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:49:51 +0100

Skrippi bei der Arbeit (via max_hh)

David bei der Arbeit (via max_hh)

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:49:27 +0100

David bei der Arbeit (via max_hh)

Herbst (via max_hh)

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:40:38 +0200

Herbst (via max_hh)

Kleine Familie (via max_hh)

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:40:23 +0200

Kleine Familie (via max_hh)