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Posted on May 22, 2010 via Dear Darkness with 318 notes
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Upcoming
HORST J. GONZALES & DAS ORIGINAL-TIVOLI-ORCHESTER
„Sklaven von Rhythmus und Lust“
Montag, 10.5.2010 um 20:00 im Schmidt Theater
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hawaiitwentyten haben es gerade gut! :-)
Posted on April 27, 2010 via Hawaii 2010 with 1 note
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How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.
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Get off my Road!!! (via loehrwald)
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Normally they tell us, that Nexus One isn’t available in this country. Are they getting ready to give it to us, finally???
google.com/phone seen from LU (via loehrwald)
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UPCOMING: HORST J. GONZALES & DAS ORIGINAL-TIVOLI-ORCHESTER „Sklaven von Rhythmus und Lust“
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Heisse Ecke (via loehrwald)
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A conversation I have every month or so
Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.
Me: What if I’m on my phone because I’m out, looking for a place to eat? Didn’t that ever occur to you?
Website: Fuck entirely off.
Me: (gives up, switches to computer)
Website: Oh! Hi! What can I help you with today?
Me: What are your —
Website: Hang on, I’m loading the music.
Me: Really.
Website: You’ll love it. It’s “Girl from Ipanema” arranged for steel drum and keytar.
Me: No, you don’t have to —
Website: Loading…
Me: All I want is —
Website: I SAID DOT DOT DOT.
Me: (drums fingers on desk)
Website: There we go. Isn’t that nice? It’s… what’s the word. Ethnicky.
Me: What are your hours?
Website: Take a look at our menu! It’s a PDF of a screenshot of a scan of a Word document printed on a dishtowel. With fonts!
Me: I don’t care. What are your hours?
Website: Don’t worry, the menu loads in a new window so the music won’t stop. Can I show you some broken images?
Me: What. Are. Your. Hou. Rs.
Website: I… I don’t know.
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Icy Ride (via max_hh)
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Marc ist im Rheinland, in der Nähe von Köln aufgewachsen, ohne jedoch mit der Karnevalskultur im Besonderen in Kontakt gekommen zu sein.
Dank des unkonventionellen Musikunterrichts von Herrn Feik schaffte er sich nach dem ersten Hören einer Charlie Parker-Schallplatte ein Altsaxophon an, was ihn - Jahre später - an der Hochschule für Musik und Theater in Hamburg studieren ließ.
Seit vielen Jahren lebt er in Hamburg, wo er Kaffee trinkt, Saxophon, Klarinette und Flöte mit dem Berlepschquartett, dem Saxophonquartett Vierung, der Downtown Bigband, dem Chris Fidler Octet und an diversen Theatern spielt. Er unterrichtet am Gymnasium Wentorf.
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