parislemon:tedr:richardfuckingalpert:lefay:onlyechoes:crystalchain:deardarkness:
„Sklaven von Rhythmus und Lust“
Montag, 10.5.2010 um 20:00 im Schmidt Theater
hawaiitwentyten haben es gerade gut! :-)
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“How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.” — Arthur C. Clarke via @John Perry Barlow
Get off my Road!!! (via loehrwald)
Normally they tell us, that Nexus One isn’t available in this country. Are they getting ready to give it to us, finally???
google.com/phone seen from LU (via loehrwald)
am 10.05.2010 im Schmidt Theater!
Heisse Ecke (via loehrwald)
Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.
Me: What if I’m on my phone because I’m out, looking for a place to eat? Didn’t that ever occur to you?
Website: Fuck entirely off.
Me: (gives up, switches to computer)
Website: Oh! Hi! What can I help you with today?
Me: What are your —
Website: Hang on, I’m loading the music.
Me: Really.
Website: You’ll love it. It’s “Girl from Ipanema” arranged for steel drum and keytar.
Me: No, you don’t have to —
Website: Loading…
Me: All I want is —
Website: I SAID DOT DOT DOT.
Me: (drums fingers on desk)
Website: There we go. Isn’t that nice? It’s… what’s the word. Ethnicky.
Me: What are your hours?
Website: Take a look at our menu! It’s a PDF of a screenshot of a scan of a Word document printed on a dishtowel. With fonts!
Me: I don’t care. What are your hours?
Website: Don’t worry, the menu loads in a new window so the music won’t stop. Can I show you some broken images?
Me: What. Are. Your. Hou. Rs.
Website: I… I don’t know.
Me: (goes to Denny’s)
Icy Ride (via max_hh)
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